Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"Deep" Yoga Thoughts

I went to yoga at 6:30 am. 
Hopefully it won't be "sporadically."   
Hello, Clueless fans.  

Here are a few of my thoughts during yoga class.
1. I'm late.
2. Am I doing this right?
3. There's a seafoam green electrical outlet! Carisa would love that.
4. That's the only outlet in here.
5. Tree pose.
6. Shaking like a leaf. (Laughing to myself.)
7. Focus. Be a tree already.
8. Breathe.
9. I think my stomach is hanging over my yoga pants.
10. I can see my stomach hanging over my yoga pants.
11. I hate crunches.
12. Mountain pose. 
13. I look like a speed bump.
14. I'm going to wear Spanx to yoga.
15. Don't cough.
16. I'm going to cough.
17. Parenthood starts tonight!
18. I think we're about out of coffee.
19. Tree pose again? How many times are we going to do this today?
20. Am I going to have to drink decaf coffee for breakfast? 
21. I'm going to get a headache.
22. Focus...seafoam green outlet
23. I didn't bring money for coffee.
24. Yeah, see ya Thursday. 
25. Maybe.

9 comments:

  1. Thanks for starting my day off with some great laughter!!

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  2. Okay Kim! I've been seriously studying up to do yoga and I read this! I'm not sure I can find my inner peace now. You are too funny! Janice

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  3. ohhh i needed a laugh. you are too funny!

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  4. hahahahaaaa
    i love how "centered" you are during yoga!
    but girl, i gotta hand it to ya, yoga at 6:30AM??!!
    no wonder you wanted coffee!

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  5. I WOULD love that outlet!!! So glad to know I'm on your mind at such an early hour.....happy yoga, baby!

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  6. Wish you could have heard my thoughts when I was trying to do the boat pose last month...love it :).

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  7. Abe and I were talking about this post. He commented one needs to focus during exercise. I informed him that this merely illustrates how women think ALL the time! That our minds can think about the current activity, our to-do list, our body image, plans for the future, and what we want to eat for lunch...all at the same time. He declared that "insanity", but we women know that is "reality"! :)

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  8. Too funny!
    That's totally me when I go to a yoga class.
    Which isn't very often, by the way.

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